I'm so over it.

For the love of GOD, people! ENOUGH about Amy fucking Winehouse!!

Honestly, I just don't get it. She's an absolute nobody who nobody had ever heard of before her ONE hit on the radio. She sang about "them" wanting to send her to rehab, and she said, "No, no, no." It's actually a fun song. And my buddy Simon saw her perform in London, reporting that she was "fantastic." Simon doesn't use the f-word lightly. So, I get it. She's talented.

But give me a break! Does the fact she has had ONE measly little song land on the charts really warrant the obscene amount of attention she's getting in the press? She's had a breakdown. She's pregnant. She's not pregnant. She's in rehab. She isn't in rehab. She's just exhausted. She cancelled concert dates. She rescheduled concerts. She cancelled again. She asks for privacy. She's getting married. She'd getting divorced. She's gay. She's bi. She's getting another tattoo. She washed her hair yesterday.

ENOUGH!!!

What the f*** is going on?! ONE song, people. ONE. She's not Madonna. She's not Cher. She's not the Stones or the Who or even Huey Lewis and the News, for Chrissake. She is Amy Winehouse, a mediocre singer who has been in the pop consciousness for about three months, and is likely to exit it in another three. So why am I subjected to neverending articles online and in the press about her? What, exactly makes her so goddamned special??!!

Honestly, I don't get it. Are we really that desperate for news that we need to follow her every move and make public predictions on what's going to happen next in the life of a nobody? This girl's agent deserves a fucking medal. Never has one moderately talented person leveraged so little to achieve so much press.

Please, media, for the love of God, stop. Just stop already. At least wait until the bitch has had TWO hits before bombarding me with every sordid detail of her boring, been-there-read-that, drug-addled, stupid, tattooed life.